helyon:

finally.

(Source: medicinalcocaine, via assrah)

my dad sent me back to school with about half a watermelon, sliced in a bowl. I’m about to finish it by myself

at least I dont have to worry about my nudes going anywhere cause nobody wants that shit bwahahah

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

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"I gave wrong people the right pieces of me."

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candiestewart:

katy perry ran out of cultures to appropriate so now she’s copying britney

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violent-lullaby:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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hahaha yes oceanmurmur-s

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sexyseventhgrader:

it’s 2014 why do printers still sound like you’re sacrificing your first born child to the aztec gods

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legalmexican:

💀💀💀💀

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teamrocketing:

this entire show is gold

(via yesmynameisrhiannon)

desperate housewives needs to stop making me cry jfc

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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