versacefag:

"irrelevant male rapper"

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"ft nicki minaj"

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(Source: enemaroberts, via thespookycellistofportland)

crackingskullz:

shensation:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

ITS BACK

and frog

(via poign4nt)

intj-confessions:

crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

I didn’t order a baby leave me the fuck alone! Return to sender! Return to sender!

(Source: georgemallory, via mxcleod)

spankmehardbarry:

slaying is a way of life, mom

(Source: internetexplwhorer, via orangejuliuscaesar)

forgotn1:

Emergency bacon

(via dreaming-of-pancakes)

Enough is enough

When in an ensemble, and performing a piece of advanced difficulty, you can only shit all over it for so long. At this point, if you dont know your part, youre literally bringing down your section and the entire ensemble. Please, for the love of god, get yourself into a practice room and learn your music. or at the very least, fake the parts you dont know in rehearsal. Please dont continue to bring down your section by openly singing/performing something wrong. It’s not personal, just dont waste rehearsal time because youre unprepared. 

(Source: lonelychav, via averagefairy)

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via bigbossdogmike)

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

(via urkraft)

y0itskameron:

frightn:

my tongue is lonely it wants to cuddle with your tongue

or between your legs but either one is fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: frightn, via themusicmajor)

tenthgrader:

me on tumblr: boys are demons! they have killed my crops burned down my house murdered my pets! we must defeat them

me on the streets when i see an average boy w nice hair:

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